Scream
Throw things
Think about how miserable you are and how you’ll never amount to anything, because if you can’t write a blog post, how in the hell are you going to write anything worth selling?
Cry
Flail
Bork something (I love that word – apparently it’s some variation of break, screw up, or cause to crash)
Pray for inspiration
Buy lottery tickets in hopes of winning The Big One and be able to quit your day job and devote every hour of every day to writing in hopes to bash the (writer’s) block
Write a list of things you could do instead of sitting there wondering what to do, as an object in motion tends to stay in motion (which is probably why I’m doing a lousy job of coming up with something to write today – I wrote nothing yesterday)
Write nonsense until something good comes along
Do some brain dumping at 750Words.com
Go read someone else’s blog and use it as a writing prompt
Write about something in the news
Decide that 187 words is pretty good for not knowing what to write, and call it quits
